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February 2005 Update: In case you haven't figured it out yet, it's been a while since I've updated this place! Maintaining a web site is a hassle, especially when time is short. So I went and got myself a blog. This is where my updates will be. Come on by! All the cool people are blogging. :-)

elcome to Watching You Dot Com. We've been busy annoying folks online since 1995. If you're looking to kill some time and have a sense of humor, this is the place! If you're uptight and easily offended, I highly recommend that you hit the back button on your browser right now!

GOOFY STUFF                                                                         
Stick around and enjoy the many faces of Bryant Gumbel. Remember to wash your mouse every morning. Help us keep Houston free of Michael Stipe. Take my Psychic Challenge to win a big prize, or read up on my amazing psychic predictions. Admit it - you're here because you want to read about Strange Foreign Objects In Dog Feces. Witness my own personal alien abduction. Better yet, you can see my own spectacular UFO picture. Are you curious about the cheesiest Houston real estate developer ever, Michael Pollack? Are you a Usenet kook and wondering how to behave like a woowoo? Wondering what Senator Exon's least favorite links are, what my favorite links are, or what Otis the Drunk's favorite links are? Have you heard about the Infamous Brad Pitt Equalization Device? Before you go there you may want to see some offensive pictures or have fun with Nigerian scam artists. Here's some political stuff about Howard Dean's many complex emotions. And don't forget, the infamous hate mail section is chock-full of kooky goodness!

SEMI-SERIOUS STUFF                                                             
If you're a kook or a New Age Wacko, you should probably hit the back button real quick. See my theories regarding why Americans are so stupid. Discover five amazing truths about the paranormal. Learn what's really going on with the Marfa Mystery Lights. Find out if all those stories you hear when you were a kid are bullshit or not. Read about some of my petty rants and things that really piss me off, including my beef with the idiots marketing Houston's airports. If you're curious, you can look at the "dead and buried" pages, complete with everything I've done on the Web that, well, just didn't go anywhere.

REALLY KOOKY STUFF                                                            
Learn all about Art Bell's Pahrump. Find out all about Rods and Kooktrails. If you're fed up with these interstellar creeps, join Texans United Against Grey Aliens. In case you're bored, check out one of Usenet's infamous kooks, Art Wholeflaffer. Plus, you can always try out our brand-new Kook Insult Generator!

PERSONAL STUFF                                                                   
Want to know what's going on in my garden each month? Read about my favorite place, Big Bend National Park. If you like travelogues, you may enjoy reading about our trip to Germany.

CONTACTING US                                                                     
Please click the button to the left and sign my Guestmap. (I just found this thing and I think it's a fascinating concept!) You can also send e-mail here, sign or read the ubiquitous guestbook, or use the old navigation.