• New Age - Here you can witness a "druid" coming out in favor of censorship. Tough luck, buddy. Why don't you perform a primitive druid ritual and make the page in question disappear?
• hi - The subject line is misleading. It's really just another foul message from a Wiccan. Curse my web page already! Work your witchy spells.
• Um... - I wish these wacky Wiccans would put a curse on my web page. And I told her so.
• nice generalization - A post filled with new age sweetness 'n lite. If you've ever wondered what the Wicca buzzwords are, you can find them here.
• F---ing witches - Yes, typing in all caps, then adding lots of exclamation marks to the end of the message makes one a cool person.
• (no subject) - Someone's a tad bit too tightly-wound! Evidently a few measly words on my New Age Wackos page prevents her from leading her life. What amazing powers I must have!
• You - More Wiccan love. Love 'n lite, blessed be, fairy farts.
• Re: - More Wicca niceties. He even throws in a vague threat at the end. Wiccans aren't very tolerant, are they?
• Who do you think you are???? - I am a "rasist". I didn't know pretend witches were a race.
• How Could You - Another sensitive witch calls me a racist. At least he spelled it correctly. This is the first hate mail I've received where the author works in a reference to the American Civil War.
• Riddle me this, Batman. - Wiccans are big on civil rights. Unless you have the audacity to point out that Wicca is simply repackaged superstition dating from the late 1940s. That's different. (Wiccans, you see, like to pretend that their beliefs are something old and mystical.) So how do some Wiccans shut their critics up? Make some vague threats of a lawsuit.
• saw your web site - I get the feeling that most people who believe in witchcraft are high school drop outs. J.J., the author of these e-mails, confirms this by informing me that he isn't into "the english thing." Includes follow-ups.

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