• have a nice day - Sorry, but when rich rock stars like Michael Stipe moan about how tough they have it, I wanna retch.
• Mike Sipe - A friend of Stipe strikes back with a profound statement! The writer just wants to assure me that Mike is truly compassionate and caring. He seems to be missing the point.
• D.F.W.S. - Another note from the Friends of Stipe. "D.F.W.S." - get it? Foul, wretched, and juvenile.
• michael stipe/houston - Or else what? This Michael Stipe fan doesn't sound like a shiny, happy person.
• page - Two points. One, I never claimed to have a great web site. Two, no one forced this writer to view the site in question.
• r.e.m. - Ever get the feeling that some people are just too tightly-wound?
• Website Comment - Oh, great. Now I almost give someone a heart attack.
• (no subject) - Foul language ahead. Would Michael approve?
• rem - Actually, yes. I like Elvis. Since you asked, I also like Sly & The Family Stone, The Beatles, Ray Charles, Butthole Surfers, Cheap Trick, Patsy Cline, Beck, and ZZ Top. Wealthy white whiners just don't appeal to me. Well, you did ask. Bless you, too.
• read me - Hands down, this person wins the award for "Most Annoying Defense of Michael Stipe." Three different rants, plus a follow-up. Warning: Foul language ahead.
• Stipe-free - If I don't remove the red line, what are you going to do about it?
• low - If we only lived like Mike Stipe. No offense against the great state of Maine, but solar power won't make much of a difference.
• Yeh sign me up!! - This is one of the greatest demonstrations of the dangers of drinking and e-mailing that I have ever seen. Includes a follow-up, written after the author said to himself, "Oh man, I can't believe I did that!"
• Do you know what you're talking about? - My opinion means nothing. OK, cool. So why spend so much time writing an impassioned rant against my opinion? Logically, if my opinion meant nothing to this person she would have simply gone elsewhere.
• (no subject) - Alright, I promise. This is the last Mike Stipe rant I'm gonna post.

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