He's everyone's favorite pompous ex-morning TV host. He's the man with the yuppiest of names, and the yuppiest of speech patterns. Last but not least, he's the man who tells obvious lies on national television, then fails to retract them. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the many faces of Bryant Gumble.

Take me back home to Watchingyou.com.

Hate mail? I don't. Mail me, dammit.

(About this page: I created it when I was new to the Web, way back in 1996.
What the hell was I thinking?)
Oh yeah, one other thing:
I'm not Bryant Gumbel.