11.

There are all these ads in the Sunday newspaper supplements that tell me I'll be a healthy person if I wear the magnetic bracelet they're selling. Since I saw it in an ad, these magnetic bracelets must work, right?

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

12.

George Bush doesn't know what a supermarket checkout scanner is for.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

13.

Alien beings are creating mysterious circles and complex messages in English wheat fields.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

14.

American circus legend P.T. Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute."

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

15.

During the 1960's, a Californian strapped a powerful unarmed military rocket to the roof of his car. He drove it to a long, straight, deserted stretch of road in Nevada, then lit the fuse. The Nevada Highway Patrol estimates he was traveling at over 600 miles an hour before impacting on the side of a mountain.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

16.

The famous sixteenth-century French physician Nostradamus was an incredible prophet who predicted the rise of Adolph Hitler.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

17.

"Dowsing," the practice of waving a wand or pendulum over a patch of ground or over a map, is an accurate way to find water, oil, and even gold.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

18.

Jim Nabors. Rock Hudson.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

19.

There is a region in the Atlantic Ocean near Bermuda, roughly triangle-shaped, where hundreds of ships and planes have vanished without a trace.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

20.

Homeopathic medicine works. Medical doctors know homeopathy works, but are afraid that it will put them and the big drug companies they are beholden to out of business.

Bullshit   
Not Bullshit

BULLSHIT

Main Entry: bullshit
Date: circa 1942
intransitive senses
1 usually vulgar: to talk foolishly, boastfully, or idly
2 usually vulgar: to engage in a discursive discussion
transitive senses, usually vulgar : to talk nonsense to especially with the intention of deceiving or misleading

- WWWebster Dictionary

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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